Saturday 28 May 2011

Barcelona - The Greatest team on earth?

Barcelona have just given the whole world a masterclass in how the beautiful game should be played! Not only do they have the best player in the world but they are without doubt the best team in the world. Man utd had no chance against them, even if united had played to their absoloute best they did not stand a chance against the relentless Barca.

Even Fergie had to admit that Barca were the better team and deserved to win, showing some very rare humility for a man that is famous for being a bad looser.

Wel done Pep and the team. Outstanding!

Wednesday 25 May 2011

Loads of Cash - Zero Class Football Owners

It is amazing that people who have been so successful in their business lives and amassed such staggeringly huge wealth have absolutely no class whatsoever. In fact how have they been so successful in business when they seem to be totally stupid when it comes to running their football clubs. Surely one of the key skills of a business man is making sure they know the market that they enter inside out so that they can achieve success, so why are these owners acting so stupidly when it comes to football.

 

Chelsea’s amount of managers in the last 6 years is incredible, so as you cant see the obvious ill point it out to you. Firstly look at the teams that are beating you most of the time to titles and cups, now think about their manager and compare him to yours, what do you think is the difference?

 

No??

 

Still not getting it???

 

Ok, well these clubs have stability, because their managers are not changed every other season!!! HAS THE PENNY DROPED??

 

So you classless useless stupid obnoxious idiots, employ someone who knows football to make these decisions for you and piss off to your yachts – you serve no purpose at all other than cash.  

An unamed premiership footballer!

It seems that the name of the now infamous ‘unnamed premiership footballer’ is out for the world to see. What I don’t understand is if he was named in commons how does this allow everyone and anyone to be publicly naming him now?? While the injunction is still in place. Very confusing!

 

However – aside from that do we really care? The truth is had this player just let the story come out in the first place we would have forgotten all about it in a couple of days. But by taking this action the story has become a huge monster which will now rumble on for a while. Someone is giving him some seriously bad advice, in particular the decision to pursue twitter users! The only way he could have made this more public or talked about is if he shagged Ms Thomas on the centre circle at Wembley on Saturday!! For fk sakes get ridd of your advisers they have lead you down a path that has caused you a million times more pain, stress and publicity than if you had just put your hand up and admitted what you did like a man!

 

So to all you future unnamed premiership footballers, give it a rest, don’t bother with injunctions if you decide to do the dirty have the humility and guts to admit it, because honestly we don’t give a fking shit about you, you may think we do but to be honest you will be a big story for a day and then we will forget about you again. And for those who haven’t done the dirty yet, here is my advice act like fking men and don’t do it! You may think your gods but really all you do is kick a ball and after you have spent 10 years or so playing football you will be nobody again!   

Thursday 5 May 2011

Manchester United Fans

Now ill admit, I am the complete opposite of a man utd fan. Dont let this put you off I am not blinkered like many utd fans in my views of football. And this next comment may sound like a bitter rival having a pop, but trust me it is not............

I truly hope that the utd fans will make an effort when they are in the final at wembly to really support their team.  It is often noted that the atmosphere at old trafford is poor, well it is poor in fact it is a disgrace - Man utd are the only team I see playing at home and the away fans can be heard louder than the home fans. Last night all I could hear was the Germans. What the hell is the matter with you all, make some fking noise show your support, show that your not quiet because you have  prawn sandwich in your gobs. YOU ARE A DISGRACE